Hey! I'm the person who wrote a lot of product descriptions, and if you contacted customer service 6 or so years ago maybe we chatted? I'm less of a beauty minimalist and more of a beauty optimiser - I want the most bang for my buck and I'm willing to make spreadsheets to get there. I also love to review things and give skincare recommendations. I'm now working in IT but that hasn't stopped me from giving out product recommendations!