want to b.tan? want to be really really tan? you’ve come to the right bottle. dark tan that produces dark results, who knew?
yeah, we know you want to b.tanned. Y
ou don’t give a flippity sh*t that Susie thinks it is weird to get a spray tan. you just want to be dark, as dark as possible in-fact, because that’s the kind of kinky stuff you’re into. Shine on.. shine on.
b.tan doesn’t add any nasties like parabens, sulphates, or bull sh*t,
and we love animals, so no we do not test on them.